We have studied the standard hard and many changes have been made to it,” said KDE’s Supreme Leader Aaron Seigo “and following a $10,000 donation from an anonymous North American source we realised the market should decide the best formats to use, not technical bureaucrats”.

这段看的人吐血，还以为是KDE抽风了呢。10000$这个损微软损的够狠。

下面一段暴露了……

KDE founder Stephan Coolio was unavailable for comment because he was changing nappies.

nappy是啥玩意儿？请看蓝色部分～

————–我是更新的分隔线————–

又多了一篇正面恶搞的。

Microsoft admits manipulation, abandons OOXML

————–令人失望的蓝色忧郁的更新分隔线————–

Office Open XML Officially Approved As International Standard

和非愚人节笑话的证据。