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玄之又玄,众妙之门

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Lt.-Col. John McCrae

KDE’s ISO Delegate Votes Yes to Office Open XML

We have studied the standard hard and many changes have been made to it,” said KDE’s Supreme Leader Aaron Seigo “and following a $10,000 donation from an anonymous North American source we realised the market should decide the best formats to use, not technical bureaucrats”.

这段看的人吐血,还以为是KDE抽风了呢。10000$这个损微软损的够狠。

下面一段暴露了……

KDE founder Stephan Coolio was unavailable for comment because he was changing nappies.

nappy是啥玩意儿?请看蓝色部分~
nappy.gif

————–我是更新的分隔线————–

又多了一篇正面恶搞的。

Microsoft admits manipulation, abandons OOXML

————–令人失望的蓝色忧郁的更新分隔线————–

Office Open XML Officially Approved As International Standard

和非愚人节笑话的证据

The tech world rejoices: A Congressman who can code

这哥们是Harvard物理的Phd,在费米国家实验室干了22年。现在,身为民主党代表的他在一个共和党把持了20年的选区成功的当选了国会议员。据他选举团队的一名发言人称,他搞定并优化了一些代码(分析选情的代码?)。Slashdot转载时用的标题更夸张,一名会写汇编的国会议员。不过考虑到这哥们的年纪,那个年代的人恐怕不是”汇编语言不会编”。

真的有人在craiglist上贴这种帖子呀,NY牛人还真多……

又,对Linux/Unix无概念者请忽视改贴。

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/485967082.html

Originally Posted: Wed, 21 Nov 18:46 EST

Help me keep the shell people alive.


Date: 2007-11-21, 6:46PM EST

There is a sad truth to the world today. I am part of a dying breed of people known as “shell users.” We are an old-fashioned bunch, preferring the warm glow of a green screen full of text over the cold blockiness of a graphical interface. We use ssh, scp, and even occassionally ftp. Back in the days before high-speed connections (“broadband”), we would dial up during off-hours to avoid being slammed with huge phone bills. The whole “Microsoft Windows” fad will fade away sooner or later, but in the interim, our kind is facing extinction.

Because there are fewer and fewer of us, I must help keep our lineage alive. I am looking for someone to help me do this. I need a woman (obviously) who is willing to raise a child with me in the method of Unix. Our child will be introduced to computers at a young age, and will be setting emacs mode before any other child can even read. I earn a sufficient income to support a family in modest comfort. Other than the fact our child will be bright, text-based and sarcastic, we will otherwise be a normal family. We will even go to Disney World and see Mickey Mouse.

So, if you are a woman between the ages of 23 and 43 who is ready to raise a child in the way of the shell, let me know so we can begin the process. (If you are ready to raise more than one child, even better.)

PS – yes, this is for real. Given the right person, I would obviously propose before we … call fork().
PPS – I only set emacs mode for my ksh session. I only edit files using vi. Just wanted to clear that up. And I’m looking to raise the child(ren) as a dedicated couple, so if you aren’t interested in being married, you may wish to select() a different posting.

N.B. – on the issue of relocation. I live in a place where my income/expense ratio is proper (i.e., greater than 2:1). I’m willing to live anywhere in the world where this remains true. I’ve been to much of the country as well as foreign nations. There are no limits to where I will live *so long as the job market for unix admins is robust enough to be sustainable.* And yes, I am interested in a strictly monogamous situation. I’ve been known to actually turn down offers of “two chicks at the same time.”

  • Location: Typical Rich Town, CT
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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上 李 邕

李 白

大鹏一日同风起,
扶摇直上九万里。
假令风歇时下来,
犹能簸却沧溟水。
时人见我恒殊调,
见余大言皆冷笑。
宣父犹能畏后生,
丈夫未可轻年少。

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山中

王维

荆溪白石出
天寒红叶稀
山路原无雨
空翠湿人衣

前两句勾勒出初冬山中的美妙景色,后两句是亦真亦幻的感觉,绝妙。

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火影忍者第一季片尾曲,非常喜欢。

Cultivate your hunger before you idealize
Motivate your anger, to make them all realize
Climbing the mountain, never coming down
Break into the contents, never falling down

My knee is still shaking, like I was twelve
Sneaking out the classroom, by the back door
A man railed at me twice though
But I didn’t care
Waiting is wasting, for people like me

Don’t try, to live so wise
Don’t cry, ’cause you’re so right
Don’t dry, with fakes or fears
‘Cause you will hate yourself in the end

Don’t try, to live so wise
Don’t cry, ’cause you’re so right
Don’t dry, with fakes…
‘Cause you will hate yourself in the end

Don’t try, to live so wise
Don’t cry, ’cause you’re so right
Don’t dry, with fakes…

注意黑体字部分,字字见血呀……

Don’t Become a Scientist!

Jonathan I. Katz

Professor of Physics

Washington University, St. Louis, Mo.

[my last name]@wuphys.wustl.edu

Are you thinking of becoming a scientist? Do you want to uncover the mysteries of nature, perform experiments or carry out calculations to learn how the world works? Forget it!

Science is fun and exciting. The thrill of discovery is unique. If you are smart, ambitious and hard working you should major in science as an undergraduate. But that is as far as you should take it. After graduation, you will have to deal with the real world. That means that you should not even consider going to graduate school in science. Do something else instead: medical school, law school, computers or engineering, or something else which appeals to you.

Why am I (a tenured professor of physics) trying to discourage you from following a career path which was successful for me? Because times have changed (I received my Ph.D. in 1973, and tenure in 1976). American science no longer offers a reasonable career path. If you go to graduate school in science it is in the expectation of spending your working life doing scientific research, using your ingenuity and curiosity to solve important and interesting problems. You will almost certainly be disappointed, probably when it is too late to choose another career.

American universities train roughly twice as many Ph.D.s as there are jobs for them. When something, or someone, is a glut on the market, the price drops. In the case of Ph.D. scientists, the reduction in price takes the form of many years spent in “holding pattern” postdoctoral jobs. Permanent jobs don’t pay much less than they used to, but instead of obtaining a real job two years after the Ph.D. (as was typical 25 years ago) most young scientists spend five, ten, or more years as postdocs. They have no prospect of permanent employment and often must obtain a new postdoctoral position and move every two years. For many more details consult the Young Scientists’ Network or read the account in the May, 2001 issue of the Washington Monthly.

As examples, consider two of the leading candidates for a recent Assistant Professorship in my department. One was 37, ten years out of graduate school (he didn’t get the job). The leading candidate, whom everyone thinks is brilliant, was 35, seven years out of graduate school. Only then was he offered his first permanent job (that’s not tenure, just the possibility of it six years later, and a step off the treadmill of looking for a new job every two years). The latest example is a 39 year old candidate for another Assistant Professorship; he has published 35 papers. In contrast, a doctor typically enters private practice at 29, a lawyer at 25 and makes partner at 31, and a computer scientist with a Ph.D. has a very good job at 27 (computer science and engineering are the few fields in which industrial demand makes it sensible to get a Ph.D.). Anyone with the intelligence, ambition and willingness to work hard to succeed in science can also succeed in any of these other professions.

Typical postdoctoral salaries begin at $27,000 annually in the biological sciences and about $35,000 in the physical sciences (graduate student stipends are less than half these figures)Can you support a family on that income? It suffices for a young couple in a small apartment, though I know of one physicist whose wife left him because she was tired of repeatedly moving with little prospect of settling down. When you are in your thirties you will need more: a house in a good school district and all the other necessities of ordinary middle class life. Science is a profession, not a religious vocation, and does not justify an oath of poverty or celibacy.

Of course, you don’t go into science to get rich. So you choose not to go to medical or law school, even though a doctor or lawyer typically earns two to three times as much as a scientist (one lucky enough to have a good senior-level job). I made that choice too. I became a scientist in order to have the freedom to work on problems which interest me. But you probably won’t get that freedom. As a postdoc you will work on someone else’s ideas, and may be treated as a technician rather than as an independent collaborator. Eventually, you will probably be squeezed out of science entirely. You can get a fine job as a computer programmer, but why not do this at 22, rather than putting up with a decade of misery in the scientific job market first? The longer you spend in science the harder you will find it to leave, and the less attractive you will be to prospective employers in other fields.

Perhaps you are so talented that you can beat the postdoc trap; some university (there are hardly any industrial jobs in the physical sciences) will be so impressed with you that you will be hired into a tenure track position two years out of graduate school. Maybe. But the general cheapening of scientific labor means that even the most talented stay on the postdoctoral treadmill for a very long time; consider the job candidates described above. And many who appear to be very talented, with grades and recommendations to match, later find that the competition of research is more difficult, or at least different, and that they must struggle with the rest.

Suppose you do eventually obtain a permanent job, perhaps a tenured professorship. The struggle for a job is now replaced by a struggle for grant support, and again there is a glut of scientists. Now you spend your time writing proposals rather than doing research. Worse, because your proposals are judged by your competitors you cannot follow your curiosity, but must spend your effort and talents on anticipating and deflecting criticism rather than on solving the important scientific problems. They’re not the same thing: you cannot put your past successes in a proposal, because they are finished work, and your new ideas, however original and clever, are still unproven. It is proverbial that original ideas are the kiss of death for a proposal; because they have not yet been proved to work (after all, that is what you are proposing to do) they can be, and will be, rated poorly. Having achieved the promised land, you find that it is not what you wanted after all.

What can be done? The first thing for any young person (which means anyone who does not have a permanent job in science) to do is to pursue another career. This will spare you the misery of disappointed expectations. Young Americans have generally woken up to the bad prospects and absence of a reasonable middle class career path in science and are deserting it. If you haven’t yet, then join them. Leave graduate school to people from India and China, for whom the prospects at home are even worse. I have known more people whose lives have been ruined by getting a Ph.D. in physics than by drugs.

If you are in a position of leadership in science then you should try to persuade the funding agencies to train fewer Ph.D.s. The glut of scientists is entirely the consequence of funding policies (almost all graduate education is paid for by federal grants). The funding agencies are bemoaning the scarcity of young people interested in science when they themselves caused this scarcity by destroying science as a career. They could reverse this situation by matching the number trained to the demand, but they refuse to do so, or even to discuss the problem seriously (for many years the NSF propagated a dishonest prediction of a coming shortage of scientists, and most funding agencies still act as if this were true). The result is that the best young people, who should go into science, sensibly refuse to do so, and the graduate schools are filled with weak American students and with foreigners lured by the American student visa.

这不是一篇相对论或是宇宙学的论文,仅仅是我们日常生活的一个注解。

《僧只律》记载:

一刹那者为一念,二十念为一瞬,二十瞬为一弹指,二十弹指为一罗预,二十罗预为一须臾,一日一夜有三十须臾。

根据这段文字所推算出的具体时间:

一昼夜=30须臾=600罗预=12000弹指=240000瞬间=4800000刹那

因为一昼夜=86400秒,因此把每个单位换算成秒数,可以得到:

  • 一“须臾”=2880秒(48分钟)
  • 一“弹指”=7.2秒
  • 一“瞬间”=0.36秒
  • 一“刹那”=一“念”之间=0.018秒

(以上摘自wikipedia)

林语堂的绝妙译本:美国独立宣言-赵牧博客-搜狐博客

《美国独立宣言》
林语堂译本
咱们国事乱到这般田地,叫咱们不得不跟(英国)皇上分家,自起炉灶,除了老天爷以外,谁也不要管谁,所以这会子总应向大家交个账,说个明白,叫人家懂得这是怎么一回事,别疑心了咱们是在做什么坑崩拐骗蒙的好勾当。

“咱们不会歪缠,就是这么几名话。一则,你我大家比起人家都是一只鼻子两只眼睛,不认输谁,说不定比人家还强的多着呢;二则,谁也别想贬却咱们的身分资 格;三则,一个人要怎么活就可以怎么活,要怎么玩就可以怎么玩,要到哪儿去就可以到哪儿去,只要不碍着旁人就得了。什么鸟政府不放咱们这样,便是王八 蛋。”还有,老百姓要什么政府就可自己做主,不干人家的鸟事。什么政府不给咱们这样就得滚他的蛋,再扶一个出来顶替。固然,象那些南美洲的傻子浑人,或者 象什么共产党,天天革命,也不成个样子。或者衙门里老爷一做岔了
事便革一回命,也是不成的。有时候,老爷们吞款舞弊,作恶为非,咱们闭着眼儿装不 见,比起傻子浑人共产党天天革命还好,你只要不是什么无来由的,还能说声不是吗?但是国事混乱到这个分儿,一个人什么身分儿都没有了,任人当奴才看,到这 会子,大家就得合拢来革那些狗官僚的命儿,另叫一般人来,给监视着,不让他们大模大样干他们偷鸡的勾当。咱们十三州老百姓就是这么一句话,罪受够了,再混 也混不下去。

当今皇上乔治登基以来,政事就是一团糟,谁不服气来同他办交涉,就是一把拳头叫你吃,这还有什么天理么?咱们同他算一下账给你瞧。

咱们一体通过的条陈,他总批驳下来,咱们人人反对的条例,他倒给钦此了。

咱们有什么呈文,非他亲眼瞧过不成,呈文一上去,他却向口袋里一放,装着忘了,你同他提起,只给你一个不睬。

人家到宫里去呈请他立个新法,他就是这么一套:要末,把议会封起来,让他称孤道寡,孤行己意,不然,便是一个不行,两个不行。

他叫议会到那儿岭外天边三家村上去开会,乐得没人肯去,让他去一意横行霸道。

议员去找他,说什么好歹,他就是一溜不见,送他们回家。

议院封了,要叫开又不肯开,政事没人管,成个无法无天的天下。

他哄人家不要来咱们十三州。谁要来,也不让有报纸看,人家一看也不肯来了,就是来了,也不给田地,不得不回去,有的索性就不来。

他跟法官通同作弊,就不肯出钱多用几个官吏,人家有案子,三年两载还不见个动静,不发下来,只好认倒霉空手回去。

法官有什么不顺从他的意旨,就得滚蛋,官俸又不发,叫他们先来孝敬老天爷,不然也别想拿一个大。

高兴起了,就添了什么司什么员,安排一些不见经传的人小,钱向咱们老百姓腰包里拿,不管你情愿不情愿。

一个好好的太平天下,养了一大班丘八,惊扰百姓,咱们怎么抗议也没用。

他放着这些丘八作恶为非,横行霸道,不挂腰刀的人只好听他们排比。

他放贪官污吏到处作孽,一朝权在手,无恶不作,干起以下的事来:

叫一些毫无用处人人讨厌的丘八驻扎民家里。

丘八杀人,便做个圈套,放他们逍遥法外。

管人家的事。

征苛捐杂税,也不问一问咱们缴的税项有个缴税的道理没有。

把人捉将官里去,人家要叫百姓陪审,不让陪审。

把人无端赶出国外,事案是此地发的,叫人家到天边海外去受审。

放几个坏蛋充我们邻国的官员,慢慢的扩展,希望有一天把咱们也吞下去,同他们一般腐败。把宪法当做把戏,人人说好没人说坏的法律,他偏取消,让他一人去瞎干。

他把议院关了门,就象他一个人独干比别人干得好。现在一不做二不休,索性跟咱们开战,咱们还认什么皇上,做什么臣子?

他把城也烧了,人也杀了,比狗还不如,在海上还要兴师问罪。

他雇些荷兰杂种来打咱们,教他们只要打得过咱们,可以随意抢掠,什么万国公法都不顾了。

咱们自己人在海上给他捉去,不管愿意不愿意,就迫着拿起枪把杀咱们同胞。

他唆使印第安生番,给他们枪火,教他们打死咱们的男女老少。

“每回他这样干,咱们就不服同他反抗,每回咱们不服同他反抗,他还是照旧这样干下去。一个人老是这样蛮横不讲理,还有什么身分,就是不配来管咱们有身分失,应当滚蛋。”

“咱们向英国人讲理,总是不得要领。差不多天天咱们忠告他们,他们那边那些官僚违法越权,侵犯咱们。咱们老同他们讲,咱们是谁,咱们在做什么事,咱们为 什么过海而来。咱们同他们讲公道,告诉他们,如果长此下去,咱们有一天要自己做自己打算,他们才知道利害。但是越和他们讲理,越无理可讲。可以见得他们不 跟咱们一伙儿,就是同咱们为难,咱们就得同他们拚个高低,打完了再做道理。

因此,咱们决定,咱们代表十三州府的百姓在议会上议决:咱们合众国就是以前的十三州府,从此以后是自由国,照理就早该如此;咱们不认皇上,同他一刀两断,再也不听英国人的吩咐;咱们既然自由,自由国能干什么咱们就能干什么,尤重要的是宣战、议和、营商等等。

咱们拿圣经罚咒,大家一心一力,有首有尾,不顾利害,不论成败,不计吉凶,就是财破人亡,到断头台上,还是这样做去。

美国独立宣言中英文对照